Sixteen apply for Louisville police chief's post

I like mini coopers, espically the ones with hot chicks in them.

I am having fun profiling you. Here is what I have come up with so far:

You are a white female.

You are over 26 years old, but not over 35.

You are assigned to a patrol sector.

You are Christian, but are open to other faiths.

You really like being a police officer, but know you are really smart enough to do something in the medical field.

You don't mind fast food, but you're really the Panera Bread type.

I'm good, aren't I?