Metro Council asks for clarity on removal of members

Address Enforcement Initiative jeffcoconstable.org/index_files/page0008.htm

Lookout!!! You better trim the bushes in front of your house. The First Lieutenant Deputy Chief Sergeant Major Colonel Captain Trooper Officer Detective somebody is coming to enforce the local code on house numbers. If you don't fix it within 30 days of written warning, then they're gonna do something to you. Seriously, they are. Don't doubt them, they'll really get you where it counts. For real, I think, or at least the website said something along that line. At least if they lock me up for it, I know I'll be in good hands because they've had training on "prisoner transport." I wonder what that training day was like. I wonder if they had to borrow a car from the sheriff's office since none of them have shields in their cars.

Deputy Darrell

Chicken Run Police Department (no, we ain't constables either)