Abramson's lordly ways

I know you are trying to make a point about how much running you must do in an average day, but this guy is sincere. He absolutely would stand by as your chauffeur and be happy to do so. In fact, there would be no need for you to go to the tarc stop. He would pick you up at your house and probably have coffee waiting for you.

Why try to make someone look silly that is showing support for you?