I Went To Drag Queen Story Hour In Washington, DC So You Don't Have To His/Her performances include dancing in stockings with pieces of green cake falling off her costume, singing shirtless with duct tape on her breasts as people touch her forehead, dancing with a black thong around her thighs, and laying down with what appears to be fake sperm across her mouth. He/She also does a "mixed media performance" in which she "satirizes the common adage that giving birth is like pushing out a watermelon