LMPD announces major changes within department

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

It used to mean something to be a homicide detective. The glamor is gone. Now it just means you have to pretend to care about victims who likely brought on their own deaths. Say cheese please🧀

Someone throw this kid a bone. He obviously needs something to chew on in hopes of giving his hand a break from patting himself on the back.