Audubon Park police chief out of a job

Hey Veteran,

You spelled "academy" wrong. Don't let the door hit you in the rear, you embarrassing, illiterate man-child. You must've struggled through 24 years of having to write coherent reports and arrest slips. I know you're glad it's finally over.

"accedemy"

I looked it up and can't seem to find it in the dictionary. Weren't you the one complaining about lowering hiring standards? Enough said.