New police chief Steve Conrad sets lofty goal for Louisville and its officers

LOL that's it? schoolyard fat jokes? Awwww, I'm sorry you're mad I called you out on being a complete idiot dude. I really am. Also, I'm 6'2'' and weigh 202 so unfortunately, I'm not fat. But I do have huge hands. And you know what they say about THAT! HUGE SHOEEEEEEEES BOI!!! I love you for getting so mad right now. It's fun and entertaining. Today's been boring so far. So thank ya kindly :)

I also momentarily got the urge to say I'M PHAT AND ALL THAT! WOOT WOOT! Apparently misery loves company thought right? Cuz I can't get you to stop playing with me today.