I stole this from another story, but I think it's says it all!!! Dear Dave, I met you a several years ago when you were sniffing around the small cites trying to get someone to hire you. Much to your surprise, no one would! As I told you back then if you want to be a policeman then you have to work and earn it. Getting elected is "NOT" earning it!!! Now, fast forward about 10 years and now you have managed to get yourself elected to an outdated, not needed office which is fine, but you are still