Constable shoots woman in Walmart parking lot in southwest Jefferson

That's pretty funny!

But the word "Cop" is derived from "Constable On Patrol".

I wonder what old "tubs" is doing for work now? If I were Metro Security Services, ODPS, etc I wouldn't touch him again for any off-duty work PERIOD. I read on the CJ that he had a part time school resource officer gig that was approved to go fulltime, but that was pulled after the shooting. Since he spends so much time at Steak and Shake and Denny's he should be good at swinging the old slop spoon around, thats a good job for him. Although, he'd be the guy spitting in every cops food.

Wonder why he cleaned out his office and hid all the vehicles, etc... He better sell them off to pay for all the legal costs he'll have for years and years.

Anyways, he'll have the chance to get some exercise and reduced calories in jail to lose that giant fat tub! Maybe he'll find true love in there as well and finally come out of the closet.