Attorney defends former Detective Crystal Marlowe's case work

first.

i have taken kids to JCYC on JCYC's warrants to have them tell me they wouldn't accept the kids-to serve the warrant and take them to the safe place. where they promptly ran away from! freakin wow.

WHO WOULD WIN? CHUCK NORRIS VS. BASSLER

Bassler gives women boners

Bassler was in academy class MAC 0, they referred to it as MAC 10 because Bassler IS number 1

Chuck Norris and Bassler do not use spell check. If they happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. That's why his reports are never wrong

Bassler doesnt use condoms, because there is no protection from Bassler

Bassler has only had 1 other name and that was a few weeks ago...his name? seal team 6

There is no ctrl button on Basslers MDT cuz Basslers always in control

There is a drink named after him?

Bassler doesn't masturbate because there is no greater pleasure then being Bassler

Bassler doesn't (t-bag) he potato sacks!!!!

WHOIS BASSLER?

"Bassler can build a snowman out of rain. "

"Bassler has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. "

"If you can see Bassler, he can see you. If you can't see Bassler you may be only seconds away from death. "

Bassler gets 72 virgins without being a suicide bomber

"Basslers puts the laughter in manslaughter. "

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Bassler can kill 100 percent of whatever the phuck he wants."

"When Bassler gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. "

I know how much you look up to kickbacks, velcro, coyote and spunky but you should at least try and be a little less transparent in your sock-puppetry. I seriously doubt there are ten or twelve people at eight in the morning lined up to post comments at one minute intervals. I had that Chuck Norris app on my andriod too but even when it was new it was only mildly entertaining. Nice try though.

I was practicing for my s.a.t.'s and went to askbassler.com. The web page recommended I put Bassler down as my answer. I'm happy to say I have a perfect score and will be attending Harvard next year....thank you Mr. Bassler.

The detail don't fire Bassler, Bassler fires the detail!!!!

From the desk of the most electrictifing officer in the 3rd Division,

The Bazz states to all you detail haters in the 3rd, I shall return to the streets all the knowlege from the book of bazz.

But wait there's more, Got a question........AskBassler.com

Bassler does not drink beer often, but when he does, he makes sure it is a Dos Equis.