Probationary Police Officer fired

REALLY!!!!!!!

I know of at least one officer in the 7th that'll miss her.

Civil lawsuit filed in.....3.......2........1.....

I guess locking up the rear passenger for having a suspended license is frowned upon.

about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The streets of Louisville are safe again.

I guess she won't join the mounted patrol now... get it. Camel. Ok I ll shut up

A camel walked into the bar whistling a happy tune

The bartender asked did you get laid last night

The camel says no I only got two humps

Get it

Once again, no longer under the thumb of Abramson the decision was made to fire someone and carried out in a timely fashion instead of dragging out for years. This one raised all sorts of red flags. Recently, while under this investigation she changed her name from DEBORAH to QUEEN. Reminds me of the guy that wanted to change his name to ZOOM and the told him if he does to put in a change of address to 6th and Cedar.

Wonder who is at fault this time. All her issues were always someone

Elses fault. Good thIng is she is still on probation and can't appeal.

did someone hire LMPD'S BEST COP"s younger clone?

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.

"Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

Thank god. She should have been let go much sooner. What a pos. Queen, really. More like Joker.

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest.

At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, "What about that little stable over there? What's that for?" "Well," says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, "you may have noticed there aren't any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can --"

The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. "PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point." Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk's desk one Saturday afternoon. "Tell me," the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, "is the camel free this afternoon?"

The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. "How about I schedule you in for 2: 00?"

The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2: 00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel. Just as he's nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face.

As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face." Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn't it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?"

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/The_Colonel_and_the_Camel_2#ixzz1FqCTMVEL

Holy Camel

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert. The camel falls dead.

Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

So the nun takes off all her clothes.

She then says, "before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes.

She looks at his ***** and says, "My God!! What is that for?"

He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."

The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels *** and let's get the hell out of here!"

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Holy_Camel_2#ixzz1FqD8EmCT

Ok I promise no more... I just couldn't resist.

New topic please.

if u wait on her impound after her arrest and some1 asks what u r doin do u respond with, i got camels tow?

Why are camels called ships of the desert?

Because they are filled with Arab semen (seamen)!

The officer that was let go for performing her job (Queen Deborah Camel), it was definitely unjust and unwarranted. The people behind this investigation should be investigated and hopefully receive the same outcome that happened on Friday to their fellow officer. The corruption that goes in the police dept. is blatant and for those involved in such conduct should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. (Lt. Col Gentry) was very passive and bias around this investigation due to conflict of interest, because one of the officers involved in the harassing allegations was her brother (Officer Humphrey). I am ashamed to have people of this caliber in any leadership position, because if you can not be just in small things, I know for a fact you can not handle big situations. Chief Robert White should have not been partial in the investigation and done everything in his power to make sure that the officers received the proper training if necessary instead of playing favorites. In my conclusion, I hope that Officer Camel receive the community and legal support that she needs to bring about change in this unfair branch of government, so that the next person does not have to experience this same type of treatment and public embarrassment. All those that posted negative comments (!!!!""""_) and for those that are in support of Officer Camel "God Bless), and keep hope alive.

I wish I could get ahold of the dispatch tape where she was investigating an infant crying in the woods in the 7th. The Air Unit shows up and asks where they need to focus to which she replies, "Over there."

This young officer was given every chance to succeed. She failed most of her written tests while in the academy. She should have been terminated (as many white males have been for failing these tests.) Instead she was "tutored" by academy staff and passed after numerous tries. Once this officer made it to the street her training officers recommended for her termination for many reasons. None of them had to do with her being a bad person, she just didn't have the proper temperament or strong commitment to ethical behavior required to make it as a police officer. Once in the 1st division this officer continued on the path to termination. She arrested people without probable cause. She disobeyed directed orders. She lied about an automobile accident where she left the scene of an accident she caused. This officer may have a law suit against the department due to the actions of one of her training officers (he should be fired, if not prosecuted, for their affair), but she should not be rehired as a police officer.

Thank you, Chief White, for firing this officer. Does it puzzle you that you are more popular with the LMPD rank and file for firing three officers this year than you have ever been before? And you claim they don't like discipline.

Proof that there is even humor about name changes

... A guy walks into a pub and straight away notices a young lady at the bar on her own.

After a couple of drinks he decides to make small talk and offers her a drink to which she accepts.

"What's your name?" then he asks her.

"Carmen", she replied.

"That's a nice name, did your mother or father name you that?"

"Neither, I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."

"Why did you do that?" he asked.

"Well", she explained "I like men and I like cars so that is how I got my name -what's your name?"

"Beer.s.e.x." the man replied.

A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. The agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small portfolio with the care that was deserving of this fine young specimen.

"You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor. Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of."

"Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no sir," said the handsome young man.

"I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent.

"Sir?"

"Your name. ***** Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name."

"Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's name. We have carried this name for generations and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason."

"If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you young man."

"Then I bid you farewell - my name will not change." With that, ***** Van Lesbian left the agents office never to return.

Five Years Later...

The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with some producers and shuffled through his mail. Mostly junk mail, trade journals and the like. There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed the letter. As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check dropped from the folds and onto his desk. He looked at the check. It was for 50,000 dollars!

He read the letter:

Dear Sir:

Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the ***** Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and left your office. However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and endeavored to change my name. Now I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions worldwide. Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is often that I think back to my meeting with you and your insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me to such wealth and fame.

Very Sincerely Yours,

D.i.c.k Van Dyke

stop the bus, to negative things said not to have the truth of both other sides. You shouldn't say things about this officier if you don't know if the alligations r true or not. People in high places r talking, but have u heard? How did Gentry get to the top so fast without a degree. Well, need i say anymore just ask Cheif White.

I'm telling all whom it concerns. listen, listen, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Watch that rock it might back fire.

Rocks don't back fire. People in high places are talking. They are talking about how the majority of officers back Chief White when he disiplines or fires officers who commit crimes, use poor judgement that has tragic results, or just don't need to be the police. Maybe now he can really start to clean house and one day LMPD can be the best police department in the nation rather than "just getting by with what we have."

I never thought I would see the day when Hollingsworth was made to look like a genius. At least she was able to scam for over a decade.

QUEEN CAMEL IS BACK.... SHE IS WORKING THE DESK AT MAJOR CRIMES IN HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!

QUEEN CAMEL IS BACK.... SHE IS WORKING THE DESK AT MAJOR CRIMES IN HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!