Outback Jack joins metro police

R U KIDDING ME? SO IF I "BLOW" PAST YOU I'M AUTOMATICALLY DOING DOUBLE THE SPEED LIMIT? WOW U R WARPED!!!! WITNESSES STATED MEANS JACK POOH TO ME. I HAVE HAD "WITNESSES" TELL ME A BLUE FORD RANGER JUST LEFT AND COME TO FIND OUT IT WAS A GREEN HONDA CIVIC. THE WITNESS STATED COMMENT WON'T CONVINCE ME! AND IF THE WITNESS WAS LOOKING AT THE SPEEDOMETER THE WHOLE TIME TO SEE HOW FAST HE WAS GOING WHICH I'M SOOO SURE HE WAS...THEN HOW DID HE SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING? WEIRD!! LMPD COVER FOR ONE OF THEIR OWN....SOUNDS LIKE A CONSPIRACY YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING...GO WATCH SOME MORE T.V. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO JOIN THE REAL WORLD....GO GET DRUNK, NEGLECT YOUR WIFE AND BABY GIRL!