LMPD officer suspended over forged receipt

VELCRO: "Goshdangit, I don't know what it is about your face, but I wanna deliver an uppercut right in your suck hole."

JTHUNDA: "Is there anything I can do to work on that?"

VELCRO: "No, not really. It's your face. And I, again, you know, you're gettin away with a felony. This is LMPD. We were all having a great time. Everybody was having fun. You pulled off a felony. Alright! and if you don't change your face, I'm gonna change it for you."

JTHUNDA: "Okay, okay. All I can do is take that in, consider it, and I'll just try to do my best version of whatever I think that would be."

VELCRO: "I-- I don't even hear what you're saying right now, 'cause your face is driving me nuts."

JTHUNDA: "Okay. Thanks again, though. For letting me steal and get away with it"

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