10. Every Tuesday he insists it's "NO PANTS TUESDAY!!!!!" 9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the naked C.I.T. patients we make repeated runs on. 8. He wants to transfer to the K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar. 7. He wants you to call him "D.L.", and he insists that all suspects should bend down to look him eye to eye. 6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop". 5. He keeps asking you if his new boots make him look taller