Power of Louisville's mayor could be limited under KY Senate bill

“There is nothing in Senate Bill 80 that our Metro Council could enact if they so desire,” said Ron Wolf, a Metro spokesperson.

Does that mean they have no desire to change things?

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's "NO PANTS TUESDAY!!!!!"

9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the naked C.I.T. patients we make repeated runs on.

8. He wants to transfer to the K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

7. He wants you to call him "D.L.", and he insists that all suspects should bend down to look him eye to eye.

6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".

5. He keeps asking you if his new boots make him look taller

4. He is exchanging personal cell phone numbers with tobacco chewing female gas station attendents.

3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about where the good spots to pee in Iroqouis Park are.

2. He wants to hear less talk and more SHHHHEEEEEEEEWWW on the police channel.

1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!

Mac 10? Old Farts?

Geez, we must be hurting for experience on this department... I almost scared to to look at the seniority log. At 12 years, I still find myself learning every day and have yet to consider myself to be a "veteran" member. But maybe I am wrong and rooks could be right.

By the way Velcro, that is some funny shiste... You get points for that

Abramson is a jerk.