I will have to make up a legally binding waiver or something now - just to save myself from the ambulance chasers, the ACLU, and my own department: Dear suspect, Please answer the following questions to the best of your mind-altered ability: 1. Are you currently using CRACK, METHAMPHETAMINES, POWDER COCAINE, MARIJUANA, HEMP, ALCOHOL, HEROIN, PRESCRIPTIONS THAT YOU STOLE, METHADONE, LSD, PCP, ANGEL DUST, or other unlisted drugs? ____________ 2. Is your pulse dangerously high?___________________ 3.