See Spot Run... because nobody is allowed to chase him

I'm with you. I'll collect my paycheck writing parking tickets until time to retire. My beat partners agree with me.

You make $50,000????

What in the hell happened to being the police? You guys want to sit on your *** and do nothing? I thought we all took this job because we wanted to get bad guys off of the street and help people. I know the administration sucks, but I didn't take this job because I like them. This mind set of "lets just sit on are **** makes me sick.