Here are a couple of statistics humorI have run across over the years put into laymans terms: One bad apple can spoil the whole bunch. 99% of all lawyers give the others a bad name. "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question." Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad",