Abramson strikes out!

FIRST OFF I QUIT SMOKING ABOUT 18-19 YEARS AGO, MIRRORS WELL I'M NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING SO I'LL STAY AWAY FROM THAT ONE. MY DEPARTMENT IS AWESOME GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS AND GALS I WORK WITH...WELL EXCEPT THAT DARN DEPUTY DARREL. I DO MESS WITH YOU CUZ IT'S FUN I LIKE GETTING YOU ALL WORKED UP IT ALSO GETS MORE POSTS THAT WAY, AND YOUR EASY!!! ALL I'LL HAVE TO DO IS PUT SOMETHING ABOUT A HERO OR LIFE RISK ON HERE. AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE MESSED WITH YOU AS VELCRO, SECURITY GUARD, AGENT ORCLEV (WHICH IS VELCRO BACKWARDS), FOOTBALL GUY, ZIPPER, MOM, DAD, AND I THINK 2 OTHERS BUT I FORGOT THE NAMES HECK I'VE EVEN POSTED AS YOU SOMETIMES WHEN I GOT BORED AND WANTED SOMETHING TO READ. ANYHOW I'M LAYING IT ALL OUT FOR YOU CUZ I'M GONNA QUIT COMING ON HERE AT LEAST FOR THE SUMMER (WE GET PRETTY BUSY DURING THE SUMMER NOT RISKING OUR LIVES) SO YOU'LL HAVE SOME PEOPLE BUYING YOUR KRAP WITHOUT SOMEONE TO KEEP YOUR CONSPIRACY PLOTS IN CHECK. I HAVE NEVER WANTED WORSHIP OUR LIMELIGHT AS I TOLD YOU I'M HERE CUZ THIS IS WHERE THE GOOD LORD WANTS ME TO BE! I HAVE MADE 2 CALLS ALREADY ON SHOTS FIRED IT'S ONLY 5. HAVE THEY SHOT AT ME? NO BUT LIKE I SAID IT'S THE POSSIBILTY OF GETTING SHOT THAT MAKES IT A TOUGH JOB. I'M NOT SURE WHAT PRIVILEGE I'M DEMANDING THAT'S NOT EARNED. I GONNA SAY IT'S THE CAR THING BUT ANYONE KNOWS MY VIEW ON THAT HECK I POSTED IT OVER 20 TIMES TO PARK 'EM. LIKE I STATED BEFORE I DON'T LIVE IN THIS COUNTY SO I PAID FOR A CAR AND STILL AM PAYING FOR A CAR I ONLY USE AT WORK. (TRY EXPLAINING THAT ONE TO YOUR MISSES) IT WOULD BE IN MY BEST INTEREST TO PARK THE CAR NOT BECAUSED I'M OWED SOMETHING..OH NEVER MIND IT'S A DEAD HORSE ANYWAY. I LOVE THAT YOU ARE ON HERE IT REALLY DOES HELP PASS THE TIME SOMEDAYS. BUT ANYHOW YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE...THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO AS FAR AS DELIVERING LEGAL GOODS THAT IS (JUST KIDDING RELAX) I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE IN OUR FINE MILITARY! BEING LATE MEMORIAL DAY AND ALL. IF YOU WANT TO REPLY WITH SOME KIND OF CHALLENGE OR SOMETHING, I'M SURE I'LL HEAR ABOUT IT BUT I AM SIGNING OFF SO YOU BE GOOD AND BE CAREFUL..AND TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ALL OF THE PUBLIC SERVICE GOD BLESS AND BE CAREFUL SPECIALLY THOSE NOT RISKING THEIR LIVES OUT THERE.OH AND THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO!!

SEAN S.