10. "Officer Poteet Aren't you the guy from the Village People?" 9. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does." 8. "I pay your salary!" 7. "I thought you had to be in _relatively good_ physical condition to be a police officer." 6. "You're not going to check the trunk, are you?" 5. "Hey, you must have been doing 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!" 4. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer." 3. "Gee, Officer Poteet! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
10. "Officer Poteet Aren't you the guy from the Village People?" 9. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does." 8. "I pay your salary!" 7. "I thought you had to be in _relatively good_ physical condition to be a police officer." 6. "You're not going to check the trunk, are you?" 5. "Hey, you must have been doing 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!" 4. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer." 3. "Gee, Officer Poteet! That's terrific. The last officer only gave