Abramson's lordly ways

I know 2 officers on 2 different specialty units personally...SQUIRRELS!! Honestly, these 2 guys would PAY Jerry to be on the teams, they would PAY for their own traning, equipment, I bet they would PAY to come to work so they could be DIVE and BOMB TEAM members. If the sgt told them to come to work tomorrow wearing a MONKEY COSTUME with a breifcase of Bananas, they'd fight to see who could get the ripest ones!