I have a spending problem and I can't seem to stop. So in order to help me out again this year, I am asking you to pay for the use of a police car, by sending all contributions by way of a generous deduction from your paycheck. Golly gees I sure do love being able to keep using this car thing against you all. You guys are such suckers. Anyway, these very large, absurd, contributions will give me more money to spend on some more granite curbing and projects that I want and as you know this is my