Hear me out on this one... Since it is all about stats these days, maybe the bosses could "force" more officers to write "soccer mom tickets" to produce stats. That would generate more funds for "staffing concerns". Additionally, we could even get mayor jerry to tell the community why this was a good idea and fiscally "necessary". The media would play it up as brilliant public official just being brilliant. After jerry's claims, we could probably even have a box placed on the violator's Ticket Instruction