Headline as read by a beat officer: "Nut shoots himself, big deal" Headline as read by a left-wing activist: "Of COURSE the police don't shoot white man during pursuit - would have been different if he were a minority" Headline as read by Jerry: "Maybe we should sell the cars too. Uh oh, I think I'm out of hairgel." Headline as read by Chief White: "He shot himself, just a suicide, more proof that crime is low. I better go get some hairgel for Jerry"
Headline as read by a beat officer: "Nut shoots himself, big deal" Headline as read by a left-wing activist: "Of COURSE the police don't shoot white man during pursuit - would have been different if he were a minority" Headline as read by Jerry: "Maybe we should sell the cars too. Uh oh, I think I'm out of hairgel." Headline as read by Chief White: "He shot himself, just a suicide, more proof that crime is low. I better go get some hairgel for Jerry"