Derby Cruising Ban Criticized as Racist...Chief Defends Decision

You mean to say that while I'm working on Broadway that Reverend Coleman is going to march past me on foot? Oh goodie, that should make my weekend more interesting.

Coleman: You can't stop me, ha ha ha

Me: Zzzzzzzz, huh, wha?

Coleman: Um, you can't stop me, ha ha?

Me: And I care why?

Coleman: But, but, that is supposed to upset you...

Me: I'm getting paid overtime to babysit an empty street...

Coleman: But...but...but...but...I'm protesting and you can't stop me!

Me: Gee, I'm impressed...

Coleman: Darn it! You're supposed to be upset!

Me: Did I mention how much I'm getting paid for overtime?

Coleman: argh!