1 dead after LMPD officers, National Guard shot at while attempting to disperse crowd

Gay boy Chris Murphy, I got some new material for you:

Yo mama's so fat, she's taller laying down than she is standing up!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in the sky.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

The fact that you still think this pisses me off is hysterical.