LMPD officer's wife dead from flu, remembered as giving, loving mother

If LMPD were a TV show, it would be called Dancing With the Rising Stars. They'd have several events for judging.

1. Ice Cream Rumba

2. Food Drive Samba

3. Coffee and Cookies Cakewalk

4. LMPD Facebook Photo Fandango

5. The Hike and Bike Shake

The Majors and Lt Cols would be picked by over the hill never-weres who somebody elevated to sit in the chair because they read lines from a script well. Their dance coaches would all be driven to alcoholism from the experience. Their ratings on cable tv would rank right below the re-run of episode 75 of Welcome Back Cotter on TV Land, until the department stats fixers made some adjustments to make it #1 in prime time.