Try as you may, you will always be the same as you were in high school. The one watching from the sidelines on the bench as the Big Men On Campus scored touchdowns. You can't douche joke your way out of lameness. That's the difference between having a job title thanks to a relative getting you hired and being an actual crimefighter. It's what separates the legacies and paycheck collectors from those here to protect society from the scourge of violent thugs you fear.
Try as you may, you will always be the same as you were in high school. The one watching from the sidelines on the bench as the Big Men On Campus scored touchdowns. You can't douche joke your way out of lameness. That's the difference between having a job title thanks to a relative getting you hired and being an actual crimefighter. It's what separates the legacies and paycheck collectors from those here to protect society from the scourge of violent thugs you fear.