If Harper is a "disaster" then Conrad is a 4-horseman style apocalypse, complete with angels blowing horns, beasts from the sea and a maniacal anti-Christ. The man must have a unique ability to overlook the faults of himself and his handpicked buttboys and buttgirls. Never mind how he and his staff mishandled thousands of rape kits, or his whistle blower retaliation cost Metro $600,000 a few years ago, or how his sheer incompetence and mishandling of gangs and drug crime has driven the murder rate