Easily the dumbest post I've read on this site, on par with the sublimely inconsequential declarations of "First!" Do me a favor: Put on your fingerless gloves, hook your thumbs in the straps of your tactical vest, keep telling yourself you're the best, and, above all, keep fighting for that portion of the promotional exam that provides points for the really, really witty one-liners for which you are known. Never fear, hard charger, the merit board may even start giving credit for each pound you've