Most hugathug cops who pretend the drugs here are all made by disorganized lone Louisville drug dealers also believe in the welfare fairy and that Harry Potter is a true story. They were raised in upper middle class liberal homes, or else grew up being friends with future prison inmates who were "victims of the racist po-leese". They smoked pot in their youth which is why they are sympathetic to drug legaization, although they didn't mention that in the hiring process. They are here as pseudowelfarian