Man charged with murder of LMPD officer blames officer for fatal crash

It's ok. Everybody needs to take a deep breath and relax. Our liberal, progressive overlords have a plan to keep the wheels of the finely tuned machine that is LMPD greased and running smoothly. Right now, hizhonor is drafting a new recruiting plan based on the "Minneapolis Model". As we speak, officers from the community developement unit are going door to door handing out applications to under and often, unqualified immigrants from underdeveloped, third world countries. Booths are being constructed at Catholic Charities and every English as a Second Language program across the METRO area. The keys on computer keyboards at headquarters are being furiously struck, updating the use of force continuum, creating a new policy on officer involved honor killings in order to keep pace with the high level of attrition in our already depleted ranks.

There will ALWAYS be someone willing to work at LMPD. Always! Never forget it.