LMPD chief defends changes to department, says he asked mayor for more officers

"You's a straight-up killer, Bunny."

I never grow tired of hearing your stories of cartels, knife fights and that one time, at band camp, when you shoved a flute up your...well, you know the rest.

I dream of the day, perhaps years from now, when wandering minstrels will sing tales of your exploits and elementary school children will create macaroni art dioramas depicting scenes from your life.