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James: Use of alternate ID to enter gay-friendly spa doesn't matter

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RE: James: Use of alternate ID to enter gay-friendly spa doesn't...

March 23rd, 2017 @ 6:56PM (7 years ago)

You had better get your s--t together too. The holiday season will be here before you know it and the traffic in front of the mall ain't gonna direct itself.

RE: James: Use of alternate ID to enter gay-friendly spa doesn't...

March 23rd, 2017 @ 7:17PM (7 years ago)

cartels? Street gangs? Mexican style gang wars?

You're so funny...

You mean like the shootings we have over dice games in Beecher?

I'm sure Chupacabra orchestrated that foolery!

RE: James: Use of alternate ID to enter gay-friendly spa doesn't...

March 23rd, 2017 @ 7:22PM (7 years ago)

I hereby hand control of LMPD over to Commissioner Sanders, under the condition that he cancel the Kentucky Derby details.

Signed,

Guy deInternet

Official Spokesman