Off duty officers turned away from concert at Louisville Palace

Girl. I hear that. Just tell them you have headaches and you can stay off as long as you want.

sure is nice having all this free time. the only downside to calling out sick is gaining a few extra inches in the thighs. im up 20 or so pounds but it beats riding the streets

i had my bslls emptied mo dan a few times. i lov dem ladies dat like the dark meat. when she coming bac ? I be missin dat mid shift release

I know you guys are just trying to have a good time but take my advice and make sure you "glove up" trust me.

happy new year! my goal for 2016 is to use my normal share of sick time and date more minorities.

What's she charging these days? The wife is out of town this weekend and I've got the house all to myself.

I'm tired of reading about Miranda. Everybody on this dept knows she calls in sick this is nothing new. Get a life and move on