If the man who committed this felony is reading, pay attention, I'm talking to you. You will be identified, arrested and put in a small cell. After that, the arresting officers will have a cheeseburger with fries and a Coke and leave a nice tip for the waitress. Meanwhile, your next meal will be served through a small hole in a cell door, because our detectives have your picture and put it on TV. By tomorrow, 100,000 people will have watched you commit a felony. You will be recognized and the people