Apparently you haven't been following the news. The OP would love to do his job but the mayor and chief have conspired to make sure that it does not happen. You see, he would normally hit his stride at the 7 hour and 15 minute mark over the course of his 10 hour shift, leaving him 2 hours and 45 minutes in which to singlehandedly save the world. By forcing him to be subject to adverse and dangerous working conditions in an 8 hour day, his abilities to effectively police are severely diminished,