Police chief to shake up patrol officers' shifts

"somebody" obviously meaning not you right? Shouldn't you be looking through the wanted ads? Why do you work here? I would shoot myself if I had you for a beat partner. No need to be tough and beat me up, I'd shoot myself

you claim to be tough but as soon as I come down there you'll wet yourself and try to taser me like all you other new kids. I'm old school boy I'll put a good old fashioned beat down on you with my bare hands. I don't use tasers girly mouth.