Police chief to shake up patrol officers' shifts

The police department is desperately trying to rid itself of people like you. Other officers hate you as much as you hate yourself. Being a police officer used to be a very prestigious job. Now people like you have come on and you are like a cancer eating things from the inside out. The shoes you wear to work say a lot about you.

House mice? Time to put that insult to a rest bro...you have used it on this site since 2007 at least.