Police chief to shake up patrol officers' shifts

Every division, unit and task force will get a new name from the GI Joe Random Name Generator. For example the Public Information Office is now known as Blowtorch. This is so they can announce a major re-deployment of manpower to tackle crime without increasing the number of people. The public will never know the difference. They are too amazed by the Chief's public speaking skills and all the initiatives he announces. Changing to 8 or 12 hour days will not only save this department, but planet earth. He is almost as talented as Obama as that kind of thing.

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