MULE Tactical unveils AR15 hidden Glock stock

Yeah...wearing a pistol on a BELT in a HOLSTER is so complicated and old fashioned.

After doing extensive market research, the next step in the evolution of tacticool defense technology is here. Built with the patented "Tupperware Burp" technology, the soft-sided faux-lunchbox is manufactured with Kevlar ballistic panels. From now on, enjoy your tuna sandwich with peace of mind, ready to respond to any deadly threat at a moments notice.