Louisville football player arrested, charged with assault of a police officer

This is a serious offense. Maybe some day lazy RODs like you will realize that people like me are the only thing standing between your family and the cheeseburger eating sex offender that's lurking in the bushes outside your bedroom window late at night. As a matter-O-fact, the man I cited for eating while driving was also a notorious panhandler and former Delta Force operator, highly skilled in the art of hand-to-hand combat. Since his separation from the military, he spends what little free time he has from begging for change at the U.S. 60 ramp from the Watterson running drugs for the Zetas and acting as an enforcer for the Gulf Cartels.

"you can't just go down the road eating a hamburger". No, no you can't. But I bet in Louisville you could lay in the middle of the road eating a hamburger while holding a sign that says "burger eater lives matter" without getting a citation.