You're right, I'm sorry. Here's an entertaining little palate cleanser... FACT: Penguins burrow into the ground and await their prey beneath a "trap-door" made from their webbing, disguised with leaves and twigs. FACT: Penguins are apex predators, lethal killing machines that have not evolved since the Cretaceous Era. The word "Penguin" derives from the Spanish penguinarre, "Foppish Dagger." FACT: Humanity's myths of dragons and krakens spring from penguin sightings. The word "Penguin" derives from