Haha, just admit you were a cook in the army, and biggest accomplish was losing your virginity to a prostitute named Helga in Germany. You look back fondly on your time in the military, and remember what a badass you were; although, all you did was spit shine your boots, ironed your uniform, and got drunk.
Haha, just admit you were a cook in the army, and biggest accomplish was losing your virginity to a prostitute named Helga in Germany. You look back fondly on your time in the military, and remember what a badass you were; although, all you did was spit shine your boots, ironed your uniform, and got drunk.