Wow! You have quite an imagination. Can you just imagine what would happen if my aunt had a d 1 ck? She'd be my UNCLE! Then maybe you could give her/him a ride to the nearest rail line and he/she could hop a freight straight to Hollywood and she/he could be on the next episode of Jerry Springer and become world famous! That would be just like a fairy tale. Always remember....."A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep". The bottom line is that was and always will be a chicken sh1