City to hire expert to determine appropriate size of police force

Awwww....it breaks my heart that your take home car is staining your driveway. You should seek immediate counseling and treatment for possible PTSD. An easy fix for that problem would be to opt out of the program altogether. That might help with the emotional and economic stress associated with driveway staining syndrome. I'll bet next, you'll be complaining that your ice cream is too cold.

If it leaks, take it to be fixed. If it still leaks, take it back again. So simple.