I've been doing this for over twenty years now. I'll let you in on a little secret, "brother"...."Real" officers who want their audience to understand the message speak to them in terms they will understand, while realistic officers stand back and laugh as the "real" officers make fools of themselves. By the way, the folks on the street think its foolish of you as well. Oooopppss, sorry...let me rephrase that in terms that a hardened, "REAL" street cop like you will understand. "Zee dem bonze zay