Don't feel so bad about LMPD. Things could be worse, like a unit with a $1 million budget paid by federal grants making 8 arrests in a year. They did issue 4 dozen pot citations and get some helicopter rides though. "Meanwhile back on the ranch" some guy named Jorge working for a cartel probably sped right past them with his load of heroin. http://fatlip.leoweekly.com/2013/02/26/kentucky-state-police-uni-spend-millions-to-catch-paltry-few/