Honestly...it was kind of a let down. I typed it this morning while I was pooping. When I was done, it made me smile for just a minute. But then, while I was wiping, my finger tore through the toilet paper. Speaking in Shakespearian prose or writing in iambic pentameter won't clean the shat from under your finger nails.
Honestly...it was kind of a let down. I typed it this morning while I was pooping. When I was done, it made me smile for just a minute. But then, while I was wiping, my finger tore through the toilet paper. Speaking in Shakespearian prose or writing in iambic pentameter won't clean the shat from under your finger nails.