Police working to end violence, ease community fears

Shiny shoes, mock turtleneck, carefully gelled hair, a well oiled and never fired sidearm, always smiling in front of the bosses, rarely leave car except to take a report or write a traffic ticket, study for promotion most of the time, tell big stories about the one time they found a gun on somebody in their rookie days, talk trash about other divisions, departments, and officers who actually police, and aspire to take a desk job even easier than the one they have now